Halloween Jokes for Trick-or-Treating

    Q: What do ghosts eat for supper?
    A: Spooketi

    Q: What do you do when 50 zombies surround your house?
    A: Hope it’s Halloween!!

    Q: What is the most important subject a witch learns in school?
    A: Spelling.

    Q: Why didn’t the skeleton want to go to school?
    A: His heart wasn’t in it.

    Q: Why didn’t the skeleton cross the road?
    A: He didn’t have any guts!

    Q: Why did the skeleton cross the road?
    A: To get to the body shop.

    Q: Why didn’t the skeleton go to the ball?
    A: Because he had no BODY to go with.

    Q: What did the little girl say when she had to choose between a tricycle and a candy bar?
    A: “Trike or Treat”?

    Q: What do you call a fat pumpkin?
    A: A plumpkin.

    Q: What room does a ghost not need?
    A: A living room!

    Q: Why are ghosts so bad at lying?
    A: Because you can see right through them!

    Q: Who did Frankenstein take to the dance?
    A: His “ghoul” friend!

    Q: Why is Superman’s costume so tight?
    A: Because he wears a size “S”.

    Q: What do ghosts use to wash their hair?
    A: Shamboo!

    Frankenstein: Witch can you make me a lemonade?
    Witch: Poof you are a lemonade!

    Q: What do you get when you cross a witch with sand?
    A: A sandwich!

    Q: What is a vampire’s favorite fruit?
    A: A nectarine!

    “Mommy, everyone says I look like a werewolf.”
    “Please be quiet and comb your face.”

    Q: What kind of dessert does a ghost like?
    A: I scream!

    Q: When is it bad luck to be followed by a black cat?
    A: When you’re a mouse.

    Q: What do birds say on Halloween?
    A: Twick o tweet

    Q: What do you get when you cross a Cocker Spaniel,
    a Poodle and a ghost?
    A: A cocker poodle boo.

    Q: What do moms dress up as on Halloween?
    A: Mummies!

    Q: What is a ghost’s favorite fruit?
    A: Booberries!

    Q: What does a skeleton say before dinner?
    A: Bone appetit!

    Q: What does a witch use to keep her hair up?
    A: Scarespray!

    Q: What do you get when you cross a snowman with a vampire?
    A: Frostbite.

    Q: What kind of pants do ghosts wear?
    A: Boo-Jeans.

    Q: Why do ghosts make good cheerleaders?
    A: Because they have a lot of spirit.

    Q: What did one owl say to the other owl?
    A: Happy Owl-ween!

    Q: Why is a skeleton so mean?
    A: He doesn’t have a heart.

    Q: What goes around a haunted house and never stops?
    A: A fence.

    Q: What did the ghost say to the other ghost?
    A: Do you believe in humans?

    Q: What do vampires take when they are sick?
    A: Coffin drops!

    Q: What do you get when you cross a duck with a vampire?
    A: Count Quackula!

    Q: What is a ghost’s favorite pie?
    A: Booberry pie!

    Q: Where do ghosts buy their food?
    A: At the ghost-ery store!


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